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oops i forgot DA existed
i'll upload pix later

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I don't get what the hell any of this has to do with being a virgin (besides, you know, 5. Had sex.) but whatever.
Gurimujo made me do this.
I wish DA had LJ cuts DA cuts.




Ok, Here's the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% Virgin. If you don't repost this in the next two minutes, You will be cursed and die a virgin! lower the number you have then more you've done!

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

total so far: 94%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or receieved a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

total so far: 90%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.

total so far: 85%

31. Played strip anything.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Ran away from home.
34. Broken/Sprained a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.lol
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.

total so far: 83%

41. Frenched kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Shot a gun.
47. Stabbed yourself.
46. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

total so far: 75%

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed preppy.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed punk.
60. Been to a motocross race.

total so far: 72%

61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

total so far: 66%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Went out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started something on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

total so far: 60%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.

total so far: 52%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.

final total: 46%

That was real damn stupid.


TAGGING: GURIMUJO, Betty2007

Don't want that crap on my page anymore.